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Earlier today i was reading a survey that concluded the average woman wishes they had an extra 3 hours and 36 minutes a day. 

That had me asking myself how much extra time would I need. 

I have no kids, I’m single, and I don’t really have a lot going on my sad, pathetic little life filed with overwhelming rage, anxiety, and sadness. (Did I just say that out loud?)

That said, I need about an extra hour. If I had that extra hour I could use it for something like…oh I don’t know…Therapy?

Seriously, I could use that extra hour to take my time getting to the gym in the morning. 

65% of women work more than 8 hours per day according to the survey.

10% of women start work at 9, but don’t get home until after 7.

25% of women don’t go to bed until midnight. 

100% of women listening would like me to shut up already because…they don’t have time for this.